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Monday, November 19, 2012

Hantu

Assalamualaikum semua. Kita ingat kita nak buka kedai jual baju Korea la. Tapi Online lah. Beli sikit je dulu. Tapi nama kedai cam lawak je abang kita cakap. Rockk sangat lah ape lah. pffft.

Haa, sebelum tu, Rasulullah S.A.W menggalakkan kita semua makan telur PUTIH DAN BUKANNYA KUNING. Orang yang makan telur kuning tu sama saja dengan orang yang hidu asap rokok dan merokok. Cuma makan telur kuning tak haram :)
Saya buat research dekat google dan beberapa orang yang pandai.
Senyum sampai telinga. Sapa entah cakap Nabi Muhammad mengamalkan makan telur kuning. Tak boleh blah betul, penat je mulut aku bertaki dengan dia.

Well, haritu saya dan beberapa kawan pergilah tengok wayang. Then kami semua jumpa budak yang sangat famous dan pernah masuk TV dengan Qi Razali dlm rancangan exchange student dekat 8TV tu. Wahhhhh! Kita senyum, dia senyum balik. Kita suka lah orang macam tu.

Lepastu, saya jumpa penghuluwati kem tahun 2012. Herrrm, dia pun tengok cerita yang sama kami tengok. Cerita hantu omputeh. Agak comel lah jugak hantu hantu omputeh ni. Yang memang tak boleh lupanya, boleh pulak anak si hero tu, tak jumpa tandas bila pindah rumah baru. Satu wayang tu gelak macam kehape.

Satu lagi, masa si suami isteri tu bertengkar. Saya translate eh,

Wife   : Awak nak kita duduk dekat dalam rumah yang ada orang kena mati kena gantung dekat pokok ? Awak tak fikir blalalalalalal.
Hubby: Bukan. Bukan, dekat dalam rumah, tapi dekat luar rumah.

Pastu ada banyak lagi yang lawak. Yg tak boleh blah nya, kawan saya sorang ni, buat gila, mungkin terkejut tengok cerita ni, dia pergi keluar ikut tempat lain. Puas saya dengan SuAdnan cari.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

BOY WHO LIVED III

BOY WHO LIVED III


All of a sudden, I missed this.



So, before M pop in his mind, I actually asked him  few questions. But it's secret and only a few persons know.
Wait, did I mention that the girl that this boy was in love with had something special like a gifted by GOD.
I haven't tell you right ?

She is a very special girl because she is disabled to write or to do heavy work with right hand which is she is a lefthanded. TADAAA. Surprise.. That's what I waited for.


Comelnya you!!



I was told by the Google that the ratio for the lefthanded people is increasing nowadays. But it will be more hilarious if that girl is dyslexia. Forget about it. Jealousy take over me whenever I saw a lefthanded person whether they are guys or girls. Because for sure they know how to do a lot of thing which is I'm good at NOTHING. 

But, nevermind. What makes me think it is hilarious was that he fell in love with same type of girl for the past 3 years and what makes it wost, he felt in love with different person every year. LEFTHANDED girl. What makes me worried is, if he can't find a lefthanded girl when he is 28 years old, he won't get any children because he don't marry. Make sense doesn't it.

So, if you're a lefthanded one, please tell me, I'll give you his phone number. AND YOU GUYS CAN LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER :)
WHAT A FAIRYTALE. FTW.