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Friday, November 23, 2012

Sore Eyes.

It is not me. It is my Juntima. Oh no. His eyes is getting worse this morning.

Yesterday.
I thought he was crying as some water drop from his eyes. But it got me wondering did cat ever cried. Then I made some research over the internet. Then I know my Juntima is having a hard time on his life. He gotta sore eyesssssss.
So, I quickly called my brother and asked him to buy the ointment at the pharmacy. Something like eyemore. But this one is for cat and the name is Nikol eye drop. 

I  put it into his eyes but he keeps shivering. Ahhhh, I don't know what to do. I need two people to hold his body and paws and I will be the one who put the water inside his eyes. Now his eyes is getting smaller and smaller.
He also get wound under his chin and he keeps scratching it open...

Hope he will get well soon. Dear Juntima, please just open your eyes and don't get shivering when I'm about to put that thing in your eyes. It's for your own sake.


Monday, November 19, 2012

Hantu

Assalamualaikum semua. Kita ingat kita nak buka kedai jual baju Korea la. Tapi Online lah. Beli sikit je dulu. Tapi nama kedai cam lawak je abang kita cakap. Rockk sangat lah ape lah. pffft.

Haa, sebelum tu, Rasulullah S.A.W menggalakkan kita semua makan telur PUTIH DAN BUKANNYA KUNING. Orang yang makan telur kuning tu sama saja dengan orang yang hidu asap rokok dan merokok. Cuma makan telur kuning tak haram :)
Saya buat research dekat google dan beberapa orang yang pandai.
Senyum sampai telinga. Sapa entah cakap Nabi Muhammad mengamalkan makan telur kuning. Tak boleh blah betul, penat je mulut aku bertaki dengan dia.

Well, haritu saya dan beberapa kawan pergilah tengok wayang. Then kami semua jumpa budak yang sangat famous dan pernah masuk TV dengan Qi Razali dlm rancangan exchange student dekat 8TV tu. Wahhhhh! Kita senyum, dia senyum balik. Kita suka lah orang macam tu.

Lepastu, saya jumpa penghuluwati kem tahun 2012. Herrrm, dia pun tengok cerita yang sama kami tengok. Cerita hantu omputeh. Agak comel lah jugak hantu hantu omputeh ni. Yang memang tak boleh lupanya, boleh pulak anak si hero tu, tak jumpa tandas bila pindah rumah baru. Satu wayang tu gelak macam kehape.

Satu lagi, masa si suami isteri tu bertengkar. Saya translate eh,

Wife   : Awak nak kita duduk dekat dalam rumah yang ada orang kena mati kena gantung dekat pokok ? Awak tak fikir blalalalalalal.
Hubby: Bukan. Bukan, dekat dalam rumah, tapi dekat luar rumah.

Pastu ada banyak lagi yang lawak. Yg tak boleh blah nya, kawan saya sorang ni, buat gila, mungkin terkejut tengok cerita ni, dia pergi keluar ikut tempat lain. Puas saya dengan SuAdnan cari.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

BOY WHO LIVED III

BOY WHO LIVED III


All of a sudden, I missed this.



So, before M pop in his mind, I actually asked him  few questions. But it's secret and only a few persons know.
Wait, did I mention that the girl that this boy was in love with had something special like a gifted by GOD.
I haven't tell you right ?

She is a very special girl because she is disabled to write or to do heavy work with right hand which is she is a lefthanded. TADAAA. Surprise.. That's what I waited for.


Comelnya you!!



I was told by the Google that the ratio for the lefthanded people is increasing nowadays. But it will be more hilarious if that girl is dyslexia. Forget about it. Jealousy take over me whenever I saw a lefthanded person whether they are guys or girls. Because for sure they know how to do a lot of thing which is I'm good at NOTHING. 

But, nevermind. What makes me think it is hilarious was that he fell in love with same type of girl for the past 3 years and what makes it wost, he felt in love with different person every year. LEFTHANDED girl. What makes me worried is, if he can't find a lefthanded girl when he is 28 years old, he won't get any children because he don't marry. Make sense doesn't it.

So, if you're a lefthanded one, please tell me, I'll give you his phone number. AND YOU GUYS CAN LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER :)
WHAT A FAIRYTALE. FTW.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Taekwando

PLEASE DON'T READ AND JUST CLICK X. THIS PRETTY HARSH.


OKAY, AKU MAFIA. JANGAN KACAU. pppfffft.

Sabek je saya ni kan ? haaaa, biar lah, kalau awak degil jugak, sebab awak baca walaupun saya dah cakap tekan X, awk tak usah lah nak buat huraian ke atas diriku yang agak mafia @ gangster ni. Biarkan saya jadi Aaron Aziz kesayangan awk tu, BIARKAN SAYA JADI MAFIA YANG SUKA HON KERETA DEKAT pelajar melintas. Lepas ni nk masuk karate-do ah, sebab dapat mimpi pakai baju taekwando.

AGAK AH WEI, NAK SURUH AKU JAGI KETUA GANGSTER KE APA AKHIR TAHUN NI. KANG AKU BERTUKAR JADI AARON AZIZ KANG, BARU TAHU LANGIT TU TINGGI KE RENDAH. KENYANG SETAHUN PENUMBUK AKU DALAM MULUT TU KANG. 

PFFFT, okay, saya dibesarkan dengan kaum lelaki, jadi, sifat lelaki ada sikit dalam diri. Tak boleh buang. Sayang. But, lemme say, I RESPECT BOY'S FRIENDSHIP THAN GIRL'S. BOYS FOND OF THEIR FRIENDS BUT SOME GIRLS ARE JUST BIJ !

Thursday, November 1, 2012

BOY WHO LIVED II

Assalamualaikum semua kita nak sambung cerita.

I really wanted to perform umrah. This one is China.


BOY WHO LIVED  II

Let's go back to the BOY WHO LIVED. Oh yeah, seluar sukan SKINNY. And you will not believe what I saw during my school trip to the Taman Gelora. After 1 year long, he wore that again. Defuqqq ? Butthurt, really. It is really pissing me off.


I was told by that BOY WHO LIVED, M was his first love. I actually did not really pay attention when he was talking to my friends and I. We were somewhere in the hall buat bodo as the teacher really ignore us. But one words caught me when he said. "Memanglah, dia tu cinta pertama aku" sure, she is my first love. I started to laugh. My friends, they, I don't know, maybe they were really doing their own stuff at that time since I am the only who burst out loud like LOL.
I can't help myself and kept laughing.


After that I asked him to stop because I may vomit. And I told him "do you really think that we wanted to hear your love story. PFFFT" ko ingat kitaorang nak dengar sangat ke kisah percintaan ko tu ke ?
His buddy just got an evil laugh after heard what I had told that guy. If you wondering, I actually say something before M pop in his mind and he started tell us about his first love.

To be continued.